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He laughs, "Are they? I guess we'll see, yeah?" Locke finishes off his cookie before taking a long drink. He's going to be talking so he needs to wet his whistle. "So, I was about your age maybe? And I walk into this bar, just a little pissed off rat with nothing to lose and too much time on my hands. Might have been high, don't remember. Anyway, I walk up to the biggest guy there because you know, stupid, and just.. Deck him."
He gives her a look, almost willing her to guess what happens next. But he doesn't really give her time to answer. "Anyway, he turns to hit me so I duck and I slammed my head into the edge of a barstool. Knocked myself clean out. Woke up on the beach. Still not entirely sure how that happened.. Can you imagine? Just having a beer and some dumbass punches you then knocks himself out on a bar stool? Fuck." Exactly none of it is true. Sorry if you wanted a good or true story Seren, Locke doesn't do those.
He gives her a look, almost willing her to guess what happens next. But he doesn't really give her time to answer. "Anyway, he turns to hit me so I duck and I slammed my head into the edge of a barstool. Knocked myself clean out. Woke up on the beach. Still not entirely sure how that happened.. Can you imagine? Just having a beer and some dumbass punches you then knocks himself out on a bar stool? Fuck." Exactly none of it is true. Sorry if you wanted a good or true story Seren, Locke doesn't do those.
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