these are the best days of our lives

maybe i'm a runaway train, maybe i'm a feather in a hurricane

but maybe that's a good thing

"I get the feeling if I bite off your tail, it will follow us around as a caterpillar." Remi says, suddenly quite sure he was right about it. "Well if I was in charge, I'd have walked you through the front door. Only I'd be a chicken. I'd tell everyone else that I'd caught you."

With little light and even less depth perception, Remi's snoot runs right into Ianto's fluffy tail, and the urge to snap at his friend grows. But there's no time to think of caterpillar's and what sort of butterfly Ianto's tail might become, because suddenly the alchemist has a new target.

"Cover their eyes, so that they fall asleep!" Remi cries, unsure whether or not this folksy wisdom was at all true. Taking his own advice, the alchemist throws himself at one of the roosters, clambering up the armor best he could to try and wrap his tail around the guard's face. Only...armor is slippery and Remi has no idea what he's doing, and so quickly he's tossed into the air, flying weightless and graceless, and directly into the water beneath the drawbridge.

Remi

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