At least he'd gotten a laugh out of Saiden. Theo didn't mind being the court jester, really. It was a decent position. "Touche. Guess I'll just have to live with this ugly mug."
Theo was hardly shocked to hear that Saiden wouldn't mourn him. To be honest, the feeling was mutual. Not that he disliked Saiden; he seemed good enough company, and certainly a good cook. But Theo didn't exactly go around getting attached to strangers. "Uncharitable again. I'm mildly more entertaining and useful alive."
A shrug. "Well, that's my problem. I wouldn't expect you to shed a tear over me, 'less it was thanks to the onions."
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