Another extravagant sigh from Theo, at ... pretty much everything Saiden said. "You are a cruel, heartless man, Saiden. And here I was, down on my luck, just looking for a friend."
As Theo peeled the first onion, he considered how to get the job done as quickly as possible -- especially since it appeared that Saiden intended to stick around and make sure he did it properly. (Smart of him. Theo probably would have skipped out after one sack if left alone, if he'd even done that much.)
He set the first onion down on a cutting board and picked up the knife with his telekinesis, using it to hold the onion in place and chop while he peeled another with his fingers. That ought to speed things up a little, at least.
can't say good morning without lying twice
