JAMES
"Yeah? Well..mayhap that's just what I wanted. Old family secret you know, drinkin' vinegar. It..uh...makes you extra good in bed. But I can tell from your tone you've never tried it." Waggling the bottle and his eyebrows, James took a swallow doing his utmost not to gag. Succeeding, he gave the fox a triumph smirk, before he nearly did throw it up. "S'how it's s'posed to go." He murmured, putting the lid back on and shoving the vinegar back into the cupboard.
"What a snooze-fest." The snake commented as he found the wine. Rather than grabbing a cup as Ianto had suggested, James opened his mouth and poured the wine in. Rather than swallowing, he tilted his head back, trying to speak with his throat full of wine. "O'en 'er 'outh" He 'said', twisting his lips into a spout and nodding eagerly towards Ianto.
"What a snooze-fest." The snake commented as he found the wine. Rather than grabbing a cup as Ianto had suggested, James opened his mouth and poured the wine in. Rather than swallowing, he tilted his head back, trying to speak with his throat full of wine. "O'en 'er 'outh" He 'said', twisting his lips into a spout and nodding eagerly towards Ianto.
what, from the bottom of my heart,
the fuck
the fuck
