JAMES
As she caught on immediately to his ploy, the snake straightened and frowned. "Fire me? S'a'little much, doncha' think?" Indeed it seemed that way to him. "I'm a man after all, just a human, just livin' my life and so what if a few rules get broke? We're all just meat puppets who're gonna be fish food one day." Waggling his fingers as if to further emphasize the weighty existential implications of how little rules mattered, he promptly shut his mouth with a grin as she mentioned that her bed might indeed be open.
"Aye aye, I'll be as good as a church mouse." Which, they both knew he wouldn't.
"Honestly, y'could do with a lot less. And not just for the sake of everyone else 'neither. It's hot out here after all. Wouldn't want y'to get heat stroke. Just think of everyone here who depends on you." There was of course, no one yet, but his point still stood. "Less is better love, it really is." So saying, he crossed his arms and grinned. "Y'could start now if y'like."
"Aye aye, I'll be as good as a church mouse." Which, they both knew he wouldn't.
"Honestly, y'could do with a lot less. And not just for the sake of everyone else 'neither. It's hot out here after all. Wouldn't want y'to get heat stroke. Just think of everyone here who depends on you." There was of course, no one yet, but his point still stood. "Less is better love, it really is." So saying, he crossed his arms and grinned. "Y'could start now if y'like."
"HOLD THE FUCK UP" I say.
I'm the fuck up. Please hold me.
I'm the fuck up. Please hold me.
