i'll never be that me again
"I was offering free magical items. I wasn't aware that required a pitch."
Grumbling at this, the alchemist fixed the fae with a stern look. "Before you accuse me of being a male pig for daring to suggest more feminine-focused tools, remember this: the best weapons are the ones no one sees coming. Hairpins, eyelashes, shoes...no one would find it surprising to see you with them."
Still, Remi wasn't here to dictate what Jiao should or shouldn't ask him for. As before he was merely a humble alchemist; this time though, he was getting paid for it. "Well, there are already knives that do that. Switch-blades, they're called. You press a button and a blade shoots out. Then again, we could make you a knife that appears in your hand as soon as you want it to."
Grumbling at this, the alchemist fixed the fae with a stern look. "Before you accuse me of being a male pig for daring to suggest more feminine-focused tools, remember this: the best weapons are the ones no one sees coming. Hairpins, eyelashes, shoes...no one would find it surprising to see you with them."
Still, Remi wasn't here to dictate what Jiao should or shouldn't ask him for. As before he was merely a humble alchemist; this time though, he was getting paid for it. "Well, there are already knives that do that. Switch-blades, they're called. You press a button and a blade shoots out. Then again, we could make you a knife that appears in your hand as soon as you want it to."
THE
ALCHEMIST
Speaks with a thick Italian accent.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
