Secret Keeper

As she stammered on, Remi's gentle smile grew in size though never once did his expression take on a told you so stare. Instead he merely nodded slightly. Her question momentarily confused him until understanding dawned on him. Sheepishly the alchemist winced and ran a hand through his hair, embarrassed that he had somehow deluded himself into think that everyone was aware of the divine occurrences in his life. Normally Remi wasn't quite so self-centered in his thinking and mentally he reprimanded himself. "I met Frey again...there is another shrine in the glade. A friend and I happened upon it and Frey came to us." Remi's smile faltered slightly, though he'd been through this narrative enough that it didn't hurt quite as much during this retelling. "I must have offended them ... I was merely trying to understand how it was they wished to engage. I asked if sex was a fair trade for information and they..." Sighing the alchemist shook his head. "Well. As a punishment they took away the feelings of love I had for someone. The only way to get them back is by displaying passion and need and desire, which is of course precisely what they took from me." There was the small issue of Loren apparently being in a relationship with someone else which complicated matters, but that did not seem worth mentioning. "And the friend I went with—Rexanna—returned back to ask Frey to restore my affections...Instead they gave her a challenge not unlike your own." Given all the explicitly themed quests the deity was giving out, Remi really was at quite a loss as to how he had offended the being, but he had no interest in pushing the issue further. "Many men quite enjoy vanilla." Remi said with a genuine smile and sideways tilt of his head. As for how to go about finding a suitor? Exhaling and letting the air puff out his cheeks slightly, Remi shrugged. "We could arrange some sort of ... mini-dating event? Describe a bit about you, and then weed out unsuitable candidates?" REMI So come on, get higher, loosen my lips, faith and desire and the swing of your hips Just pull me down hard and drown me in love