there will be scrapes and sutures; viciousness and victory
"You are ever so resourceful when it comes to wanting to see a giant snow-dick," Ronin points out with a flash of a smile, though he's of course appreciative of their banter being just that. "Varus might," he agrees, as if he has at any point ever met Isla's Ascended-whatever (he has not). "We should send a letter to Isla and Varus asking them to go on a snow-dick-hunt for us," he decides, as if it's as simple as that. It also doesn't involve him risking his life, so naturally he's more inclined.
"Oh, I have just the thing to make it shine," Ronin informs Remi with a mischievous smile. "But we'll have to wait for it to be finished before I add that last touch. Now how tall do you want it? As tall as me? As you? As tall as one of the trees?" he asks, patting down the snow that Remi gathers so he can keep their penis sturdy (and adding a vein as they go because duh).
"Oh, I have just the thing to make it shine," Ronin informs Remi with a mischievous smile. "But we'll have to wait for it to be finished before I add that last touch. Now how tall do you want it? As tall as me? As you? As tall as one of the trees?" he asks, patting down the snow that Remi gathers so he can keep their penis sturdy (and adding a vein as they go because duh).
RONIN
