JACK
Did you know that the shores of the Sallow Swamp eventually bleed away into the sea, and that occasionally, the shallower waters turn into mud flats? Jack knows. He also doesn't like it, especially at this time of the season. Because whilst this is, indeed, where he plans for them to disembark and for the smuggler to do some smugglin', there's a bit of a problem. Namely, the Ark is currently surrounded by bloodthirsty fucking pumpkins.
"Are you kiddin' me," Jack growls where he's leaning against the side of the ship, even as he watches a few gourds try to pile up on one another in the mud to make a sort of tower. One of the crew members leans out in the meantime from a cannon hole, smacking them away so they topple and splatter in the muck. "This is stupid."
"Are you kiddin' me," Jack growls where he's leaning against the side of the ship, even as he watches a few gourds try to pile up on one another in the mud to make a sort of tower. One of the crew members leans out in the meantime from a cannon hole, smacking them away so they topple and splatter in the muck. "This is stupid."
believer... believe it or not you'll know
when it ends and how it goes
when it ends and how it goes
- Secret Telepath
- Functionally Immortal (Forever 35)
- Two small star tattoos beneath his left eye
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